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affreca ([personal profile] affreca) wrote2006-03-01 07:24 pm

Teaching your Cats Christian Values

It is very important to start when they are young. I found a handy guide on the internet, which I must share with you. If you haven't started now, do so. I suggest a Jesus catnip toy, or a cross scratching post. My four all will remain virgins until marriage and have given up meat for lent.

Just remember to be careful with your pronounciation.

EDIT: As Tom points out, there are meat byproducts in the catfood our kitties eat. We know that a truely vegetarian diet is not healthy, and a hell of a lot more expensive. Chouf has really given up meat for lent. He's a good little Catholic hamster. Except for the little bites of human fingers. Those don't count.

[identity profile] ninja-tech.livejournal.com 2006-03-02 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* So THAT'S why my little Murphy is such a hellion. Of course, he is very Irish (Murphy Michael Patrick), so deep down he's gotta be Catholic. *thinks for a moment* Maybe that's why he's such a hellion. *grin*