Dear Call Center

It is 2007. Please stop assuming that if you are looking for a man, and get a woman on the line that she is Mrs. Man'sLastName (and then mispronounce said last name). We are not married. If we were, perhaps we might still not have the same last name. I am the second generation of women in my family in this same situation, so it isn't a new thing.

Finally, his call affect my life and would like to know who you are from so I can tell him if it is important (or if it is something I can deal with).

Sincerely,
Me

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I've changed my cell phone plan, as I just don't use it enough. Now I'm on a minute/prepaid plan. Thus, if you are in the habit of calling me, email me and I will send you my home number and new cell number.