Someone Else gets to Tell Tara

Pugs aren't dogs, they're goblins. Well, it's related to my theory that any dog smaller than a breadbox is really just a rat (except I like rats to much).

Today has been proof that sometimes the thunderstorms don't make it nicer. Humid and warm today. I slept in because it was to warm to move bookcases, and then woke up early because it was to warm. Managed to be badgering into moving my craft desk to the shed, which led to trying to destinkify that corner (another reason why Grep is called Sweetpea, because it ain't).

Blasphemy was Never This Funny Before

Warning. Not for the devout Christians who can't take jokes. But this Jesus Musical is funny on a lot of different levels.

( Spoilers. Honestly, watch the video first. Be surprised )

Am I Becoming a Foodie? Nah..

For the Mistress of Doom!!!!!!

Magic Bars
1/2 c butter

Put butter in 9" by 13" pan. Put pan into oven at 350 degrees. Pull pan out of oven when the butter is melted, but before it starts burning.

2 c graham crackers
1 can sweet and condensed milk
1 12 oz bag chocolate chips (not dark. It may sound like a good idea, but it isn't)
1 12 oz bag peanut butter chips (might I recommend Reeses, they go best with chocolate)
3.5 oz coconut
1 c walnuts

Crush graham crackers between two bowls (cheater morter and pestle). Mix crackers in with butter. Pour milk(ish substance, not really that milk like anymore, also, much harder to pour if stored in fridge) evenly over crackers. Layer remaining ingredants. Bake for 30 or so. Let cool. Eat no more than a 2" by 2" square at once. Share with friends.

Bookkeeping

Oh, and I dyed my hair purple last week. I think it worked out well.

Realization

I'm a crazy cat lady. Seven.

House cats: 4
Grep - Otherwise known as Sweetpea, PTSD survivor
Grok - Her saner sister, an almost perfect cat
Ljubljana - Alpha Kitty, snuggliest to me, prime bitch to others, Lou to her friends
Niobrara - Ultrabeige, Ultralaidback, boyo has more nicknames than a cat should

Outdoor/Shed cats: 3 (lawnchair claims they're not our fault)
Sid Vicious - Punk got tamed! Now answers to Sidney.
Maggie Mae - Teenage mommy kitty, very wierd vocalizations
Clementine the Cockleburr - cuteness, my ray of sunshine, almost free of fleas

Umm... how am I supposed to drop everything and flit off out of the country like this?